I write stuff. I’d be richer if I stopped, no doubt, but it just keeps happening. Short stories, novels, opinion pieces, poetry reviews, journalism. I’m the editor of the Broadstairs Beacon, a newsreader on Academy FM, and I run a theatre company, Hags Ahoy. When I'm not writing I'm modelling, which, bizarrely - given my great age and indifferent looks - pays rather better.